I called up Paul Martin today and he told me a number of things about Harper that they were going to reveal, but had to pull at the last minute:
Stephen Harper habitually kicks dogs.
If you play any one of Stephen Harper's speeches in reverse, you can just make out the words, "I buried Medicare."
Stephen Harper and Osama bin Laden are drinking buddies.
Stephen Harper casts no shadow. Stephen Harper cannot see his own reflection in a mirror.
Stephen Harper is paying thugs to create a gun problem in Toronto so he'll have a good campaign platform item.
Stephen Harper bites the heads off of bats.
The Rolling Stones song Sympathy for the Devil was originally written about Stephen Harper, but they were forced by the record label lawyers to rewrite it so they wouldn't risk obscenity charges.
Stephen Harper is a direct descendent of Jack the Ripper.
Paul told me more, but it gets much, much worse.